tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27327372600656976622024-02-02T21:54:18.744-03:00Industrias AcmeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger548125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-18856194655912047102011-02-08T10:40:00.005-02:002011-02-08T10:46:04.752-02:00Mulheres Modernas<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd1d_cz0FI9y3zjqD1Dpc213481ouHFoXH1JVvlxZjjn3ECixEpxDMSVnxq5wrPTiNYcQCeAiMv9V1rK3pPTPJZFDzS7vY352NT1aFX6YH4lbqu7Kp129WQXMS0qetpXUh3BLjsSTAAj9g/s1600/computador_loira.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd1d_cz0FI9y3zjqD1Dpc213481ouHFoXH1JVvlxZjjn3ECixEpxDMSVnxq5wrPTiNYcQCeAiMv9V1rK3pPTPJZFDzS7vY352NT1aFX6YH4lbqu7Kp129WQXMS0qetpXUh3BLjsSTAAj9g/s640/computador_loira.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER ANTIVÍRUS - </span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;">Vive vasculhando a sua vida pra ver se acha algum podre.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><b><i>MULHER EMAIL -</i></b></span></u></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Todo dia tem algo a dizer, mas 90% é lixo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER NO-BREAK -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Quando você precisa, ela até te dá uma força, mas só por 10 minutos.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER DISQUETE -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Está ultrapassado há anos, mas você ainda insiste em usá-la.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER IMPRESSORA EM REDE -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Você pensa que ela é só sua, mas volta e meia você encontra outra pessoa usando.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER IMPRESSORA MATRICIAL -</span></u></i></b> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Faz mais barulho do que serviço.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER HELP DO WINDOWS -</span></u></i></b> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Nunca responde às suas perguntas, e quando responde não é o que você queria ouvir. Isso quando não responde com outra pergunta.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER INTERNET -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Aqui no Brasil, são as mulheres de difícil acesso.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER PROVEDOR -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Está sempre ocupada demais para te ouvir.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER WINDOWS 95-</span></u></i></b><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Já deu problema para 80% da humanidade e continua dando problema para os outros 20%.</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER WINDOWS -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Todo mundo sabe que não presta, mas ninguém vive sem ela.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER EXCEL -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Dizem que faz muitas coisas, mas você só o utiliza para as quatro operações básicas.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER WORD</span></u></i></b> - </div><div style="text-align: center;">Tem sempre uma surpresa reservada para você (geralmente ruim) e não existe ninguém no mundo que o compreenda totalmente. Corresponde a mais ou menos 99% das mulheres do mundo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER VÍRUS -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Também conhecida como ESPOSA, quando você menos espera ela chega e se instala. Se você tentar desinstalar vai perder alguma coisa, se não tentar perde tudo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER MOUSE -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Só funciona quando é arrastada e apertada.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER PAPEL DE PAREDE -</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Não serve para nada, mas é gatinha.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER MULTIMÍDIA-</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Faz tudo parecer bonitinho.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER RAM-</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Aquela que esquece o que fez assim que se desliga.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><u><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER MOUSE-</span></i></u></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Só funciona quando é arrastada e apertada.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">MULHER MICROSOFT-</span></u></i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Quer dominar qualquer um que lhe apareça pela frente, e tentará convencê-lo de que isso é o melhor para si. Arquitecta planos mirabolantes para o jogar contra as outras mulheres, e promete que fará o que quiser se atirar fora a sua agenda com o telefone das amigas. Sem que consiga perceber, aos poucos, ela se tornará a única na sua vida. Chegará o dia que, até para abrir o frigorífico ou pegar nas chaves do carro, terá que lhe pedir autorização</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-48684085633288996852011-02-08T10:40:00.004-02:002011-02-08T10:43:59.225-02:00Evolução<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiohp0VfikUaPkj3VmhP6GDFm6qsCQgrTGVKJ3WojZir5_YV1mWR3bosWUhBYjuvEt4etcPl6yfv-ORxMZ_Ss1x_mAVvZ1GgnGHFkVipg5Uby98CQZxAEM4eQTbFM71tX5W43qzXRAv8CgB/s1600/image0011eolu%25C3%25A7ao.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="418" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiohp0VfikUaPkj3VmhP6GDFm6qsCQgrTGVKJ3WojZir5_YV1mWR3bosWUhBYjuvEt4etcPl6yfv-ORxMZ_Ss1x_mAVvZ1GgnGHFkVipg5Uby98CQZxAEM4eQTbFM71tX5W43qzXRAv8CgB/s640/image0011eolu%25C3%25A7ao.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">heueueueuhehue concerteza esse é o melhor!!! xD Mais eu achei</div><div style="text-align: center;">estranho na hora que ele deu o soco no monitor, o monitor não ter ido pra traz</div><div style="text-align: center;">parece que o monitor ta chumbado euehuuehuehue</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-48827019023282235462011-01-30T19:04:00.001-02:002011-01-30T19:05:45.242-02:00Sony anuncia seu novo portátil: Sony NGP!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NGP-Breakdown.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="353" src="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NGP-Breakdown.jpeg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Pois bem, jornalista que testaram o aparelho já falaram de demos de <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Call of Duty</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Broken</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Gravity Daze</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Hot Shots Golf</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Hustle Kings</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Killzone</strong></em>,<em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">LittleBigPlanet</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Little Deviants</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Reality Fighters</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Resistance</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Smart As</strong></em>, <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Uncharted</strong></em>, e <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">WipEout</strong></em>. Eu pensei “Devem ser aquelas versões meio porcas e tal”, mas aí tomei uma pancada quando vi a foto de um maluco jogando Uncharted. Aparentemente tá igual a versão do PS3.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NGP-Uncharted-Gameplay.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="356" src="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NGP-Uncharted-Gameplay.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 16px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><br />
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<div style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 16px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">E como esses jogos serão distribuídos? Pois bem, eles devem ser vendidos em flash cards não muito diferentes desses que você em câmeras digitais, mas com um diferencial, que é suportar até 120gb de dados, o que faz um puta sentido, já que eles estão querendo fazer algo que aguente jogos de PS3 nele. O cartão, além do jogo, vem com uma memória para saves, DLCs e tudo mais que o game necessite.</div><div style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 16px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Além de tudo isso, o NGP terá funções online, com suporte à wi-fi e 3G, que ainda não revelado se será de graça ou cobrado. O console terá uma rede social onde você pode descobrir quem tem o videogame na região, descobrir o que ele está jogando e poder comprar e entrar no jogo online com o cara. Não vejo MUITA vantagem nisso aqui no Brasil, mas é capaz de que no Japão ou nos EUA isso preste.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NGP-LiveArea.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="358" src="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NGP-LiveArea.jpeg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 16px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Então é isso aí, a Sony mostrou que não tá morta e vai tentar peitar a <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Nintendo </em>com o seu <strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">3DS</strong>, que será lançado no mês que vem, enquanto o NGP deverá ser lançado até o final do ano. Enquanto isso a <em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Apple </em>continua com o seu iPhone, ganhando milhões com seus apps e joguinhos, e a<em style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Microsoft </em>tá quieta. Se ela resolve entrar na jogada, aí eu vejo vantagem!</div><div style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 16px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;">Mais eu acho que o 3DS ainda ganha desse novo psp bonito... xD</div><div style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 16px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;">vi la no: <a href="http://judao.mtv.uol.com.br/games/sony-apresenta-seu-novo-portatil-sony-ngp/">JUDÂO</a></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-78490077069869998312011-01-30T19:01:00.001-02:002011-01-30T19:02:49.131-02:00Rapidinha do msn!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://c0607389.linkbucks.com/"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOdEzk0L88TN6o8LtJFe0lKE3loGqW7Oap6n9YsEpMXO-DN6F7BTUk7UeKqq3lre9baHMvI_0GnW1rjmUxaIgMx4brSnIqyHVCM0iAc8gFq8AbygyLqQVSPkygvZce3QnW_qhuo6m-dpFX/s640/punheta22.jpg" width="448" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Não duvido nada que enquanto a conversa ele tava cortando uma euehuueuheuheuheueue....</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-47577611261075004422011-01-11T12:46:00.000-02:002011-01-11T12:46:19.568-02:00Piada old mais gold 10<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsqcWWGYVqZdp3XWI7_98gnK4XRQ5Sg7yreDSwuYgirsVoQKJkR-DvNS7-M_6ONtRuh3H4b9IwYSQXpTR16P4WwxEv3_6o1A5KPHI4w6A5qQ3RPH_-nWitVMmgCpxUK4lK1UozavrHb-uB/s1600/piadas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="280" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsqcWWGYVqZdp3XWI7_98gnK4XRQ5Sg7yreDSwuYgirsVoQKJkR-DvNS7-M_6ONtRuh3H4b9IwYSQXpTR16P4WwxEv3_6o1A5KPHI4w6A5qQ3RPH_-nWitVMmgCpxUK4lK1UozavrHb-uB/s320/piadas.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">Um dia o Mineirim chegou para a mulher e disse:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Muié, tô indo trabaiá i só vorto di noiti.<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Quando saiu de casa ao invés de ir para roça, subiu em um pé de manga e ficou escondido. De repente aparece um negão, vai até o pé de manga e nem percebe que o Mineirim estava lá.<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pega uma manga e começa a chupar, pega mais uma, pega outra..., aí a mulher do Mineirim aparece e diz:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pode vir negão, ele já foi!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />E o negão entra na casa do Mineirim. O Mineirim, puto da vida, desce da árvore, pega um facão e entra na casa. Quando ele abre a porta vê o<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />negão chupando os peitos da sua mulher, então levanta o facão e diz:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Vai morrêêêê negão!!!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Nisso o negão saca um 38 da cintura, aponta pro Mineirim e diz:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Por que eu vou morrer?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />E o Mineirim:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Chupô tres manga e agora tá tomando leite. Assim tu vai morrê negão, manga com leite faiz mar!!!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">O mineiro, ia se casar, e a família da noiva insistiu que passassem a primeira noite, na casa dos pais da noiva.<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />O mineiro concordou, mas o problema é que ele era virgem, e morria de medo de falhar ou não saber direito como funcionar na primeira noite. Resolveu esconder uma garrafa de pinga embaixo da cama, no quarto em que iam ficar, para criar coragem na hora do "vamos ver" e não falhar.<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Terminada a festa de casamento, os dois foram pro quarto. Mal entraram no quarto, os pais da noiva foram para o quarto ao lado, para ouvir os acontecimentos, pois na casa não tinha forro, e tudo que se passava num quarto, era ouvido no outro.<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Assim que a noiva foi ao banheiro se arrumar, o mineirinho enfiou a mão embaixo da cama e pegou a garrafa de pinga. Quando foi tomar um gole, percebeu que a garrafa estava vazia, e gritou!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Eita! Já mexeram aqui!<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />No que o pai da noiva gritou do outro quarto:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Mexeram não, meu filho! É que as muié da nossa famia são larga memo!</span></span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #626363; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Maria Melillo, participante do BBB 11, já estrelou vários ensaios e vídeos sensuais que podem ser vistos na internet. A atriz e modelo, de 27 anos, que usava o nome de meg. Agora eu sei pq eles falaram</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #626363; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">que esse bbb vai ser o mais polêmico...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>1 - O Rony se chamaria Ronyscleidson Wesley da Silva, e teria entrado em Hogwarts pelo PROUNI.<br />
2 - Quadribol seria narrado pelo Galvão Bueno, gravado no Morumbi, e existiria tráfico de poções alucinógenas.<br />
3 - Ele subiria na vassoura e gritaria: “É nóis que voa, bruxão!"<br />
4 - O "Chapéu Seletor Falante" seria um boné de aba reta.<br />
5 - Tiririca seria Ministro da Magia.<br />
6 - A Murta que Geme seria a Joelma do Calypso.<br />
7 - Hermione estaria grávida no segundo filme.<br />
8 - Grifinória, Sonserina, Lufa-Lufa e Corvinal seriam escolas de samba.<br />
9 - Os N.I.E.M's iam ser cancelados por erros no pergaminho-resposta.<br />
10 - A escola Hogwarts estaria de greve.<br />
11 - Os filmes seriam "A Pedra do Crack", "A Câmara de Gás", "O Prisioneiro do Carandiru"<br />
12 - Draco Malfoy iria de revólver calibre 38 para Hogwarts.<br />
13 - O Torneio Tribruxo iria virar uma micareta de 3 dias com bebida liberada.<br />
14 - Dolores Umbridge seria Dilma Rousseff.<br />
15 - A tia dos doces no trem a caminho de Hogwarts estaria sempre dizendo "Eu podia estar matando, roubando..."<br />
16 - Em vez de Corujas, seriam Urubus!<br />
17 - A banda preferida de Lord Voldemort seria INIMIGOS DO HP.<br />
18 - O ministro da magia seria acusado de participar de esquemas de desvio de dinheiro e mensalão.<br />
19 - O beco diagonal seria a 25 de Março.<br />
20 - O Hagrid não teria um dedinho da mão e se chamaria Lula.<br />
21 - Snape se chamaria Severino Cobra Souza.<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lah Sei:</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://lahsei.blogspot.com/2010/12/se-ta-no-google-e-verdade.html">Se Ta no Google é Verdade</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://lahsei.blogspot.com/2010/12/piores-presentes-de-natal.html">Piore Presente de Natal</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Não Pode Rir:</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.naopoderir.xpg.com.br/natal-perfeito/">Natal Perfeito</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Oloxa:</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.oloxa.net/2010/12/armei-outra-arvore.html">Armei uma Arvore de natal e....</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Humor Abordo:</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.humorabordo.com/2010/12/praticamente-todos-os-homens-ja.html">O que os Homens falam e o que mulheres entendem</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.humorabordo.com/2010/12/homens.html">O que as Mulheres falam e o que os homens entendem</a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Opreh:</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><a href="http://opreh.com.br/humor/o-dia-de-natal/">O dia de Natal</a><b> </b></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-85024733481818992432010-12-14T15:57:00.001-02:002010-12-14T15:59:52.640-02:00Cesar Polvilho (Eduardo Sterblitch) no Progama do Jô ( partes de 1 a 5)<div style="text-align: center;">Parte 1</div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IGC7E9HS2-E?fs=1" width="425"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;">kkk Ele adimite ter sido um Viadinho</div><div style="text-align: center;">caso tenham gostado vejam os outros videos </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Parte 5</div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wVuerNS9t_Y?fs=1" width="425"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-36827216205135480982010-12-11T01:01:00.001-02:002010-12-11T01:02:02.582-02:00Os Maiores Roubos da História<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://arlindovsky.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ladroes20metralhas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://arlindovsky.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ladroes20metralhas.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b>HÁ alguns dias atrás roubarão o banco do Brasil do município de Itapiuna - CE, isso apareceu em todos os jornais... Mas por mais que tenha abalado parte da população esse não foi um grande roubo compara aos que eu vou citar:</b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b>(OBS: Itapiuna é vizinho a Capistrano que é o município onde morro XD)</b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<b>MAIOR ROUBO DE VALOR INESTIMÁVEL - O exílio da Mona Lisa</b><br />
Quando: 21 de agosto de 1911.<br />
COMO foi: O Museu do Louvre estava fechado para limpeza. Aí o faxineiro italiano Vicenzo Peruggia resolveu mudar de profissão: tirou a Mona Lisa da moldura, enrolou a tela e levou para casa. Depois tentou vendê-la por US$ 95 mil.<br />
Destino do ladrão: Foi condenado a apenas um ano de prisão. E disse: "Eu só queria devolver o quadro para a Itália."<br />
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<b>MAIOR ROUBO DE JÓIAS - Diamantes nada eternos</b><br />
Quando: Entre 15 e 16 de fevereiro de 2003.<br />
COMO foi: Cerca de US$ 100 milhões em jóias desapareceram do Centro de Diamantes de Antuérpia, na Bélgica. Limparam 123 dos 160 cofres do lugar. Foi num fim de semana, e a polícia só descobriu o roubo na segunda-feira.<br />
Destino dos ladrões: Evaporaram. Ninguém foi pego. <br />
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<b>MAIOR ROUBO DE ARTE - O sumiço das telas de Van Gogh</b><br />
Quando: 14 de abril de 1991.<br />
COMO foi: Levaram 20 telas de Van Gogh do museu que leva o nome do pintor em Amsterdã. Meia hora depois, a polícia encontrou as obras abandonadas dentro de um carro perto do museu. Foi o furto mais ambicioso da história: os quadros valem R$ 1,05 bilhão.<br />
Destino dos ladrões: Ninguém sabe, ninguém viu.<br />
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<b>MAIOR ROUBO DE CARGA - Saída à holandesa</b><br />
Quando: 25 de fevereiro de 2005.<br />
COMO foi: Dois sujeitos roubaram um caminhão. E daí? Daí que a carga era de R$ 186 milhões em diamantes. A dupla entrou na pista do Aeroporto de Amsterdã, rendeu os motoristas do caminhão e saiu na boa.<br />
Destino dos ladrões: Cinco suspeitos estão presos. E as investigações continuam.<br />
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<b>MAIOR ASSALTO A BANCO - Fechado para obras</b><br />
Quando: 12 de julho de 1987.<br />
COMO foi: Dois homens entraram no Knightsbridge Safe Deposit, um banco londrino, e levaram o equivalente a R$ 400 milhões. Para evitar suspeitas, puseram uma placa na porta dizendo que o banco estava fechado.<br />
Destino dos ladrões: Acabaram presos quando tentavam fazer outro assalto.<br />
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<b>MAIOR ASSALTO A BANCO NO BRASIL - É do Brasil!</b><br />
Quando: Entre 7 e 8 de agosto de 2005.<br />
COMO foi: Você lembra: alugaram uma casa a um quarteirão do Banco Central de Fortaleza e cavaram um túnel até o cofre. Levaram R$ 164,8 milhões. Foi o 2o maior assalto a banco no mundo. <br />
Destino dos ladrões: Onze estão presos. A polícia só recuperou R$ 18 milhões. E 5 envolvidos foram seqüestrados.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-1588386035729823802010-12-11T00:15:00.001-02:002010-12-11T00:15:49.412-02:00Quanto Tempo Você Demorou? [7]<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHEifOBYd2Zi2P1BTVwYcI9d5Tyfq95oN7V1lhrj603gXD1nK9jPnV1Vtc2wDOERU5CP03a0yMS6jP2E_wqtU0VvRmirqtyMo9lwNwgxGz4rsGknxUNKTEkJxsgtShDa3g-C8jlXNycOcd/s1600/QTVD.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHEifOBYd2Zi2P1BTVwYcI9d5Tyfq95oN7V1lhrj603gXD1nK9jPnV1Vtc2wDOERU5CP03a0yMS6jP2E_wqtU0VvRmirqtyMo9lwNwgxGz4rsGknxUNKTEkJxsgtShDa3g-C8jlXNycOcd/s1600/QTVD.jpg" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Quanto tempo vc demorou para achar o Limão?</b></span><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>a)</b>Menos de 1 segundo. </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>b)</b>30 segundos. </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>c)</b>la vem vc de novo falando de coisas q não tem na foto --'</span></div><div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>d)</b>Limão? que limão? não to vendo nenhum limão! </span></div><div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>e) </b>limão são para os fracos eu vi foi uma abundância isso sim xD</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-6542645381515825112010-12-08T23:33:00.001-02:002010-12-08T23:39:30.352-02:00Da carrin não!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tTU_rh5XqIo?fs=1" width="425"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div align="center" class="separator" style="text-align: center;">Ta com um Tempo q num posto nada no ACME (por falta de tempo)...</div><div align="center" class="separator" style="text-align: center;">Mas eu assumi uma responsabilidade e terei q comprila</div><div align="center" class="separator" style="text-align: center;">A pratir de hoje eu farei nem que seja uma pastagem por dia</div><div align="center" class="separator" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div align="center" class="separator" style="text-align: center;">A é pessoal da uma olhadinha no trabalho dos nossos parceiros:</div><div align="center" class="separator" style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div align="center" class="separator" style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>LahSei: </b></span></div><div align="center" class="separator" style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://lahsei.blogspot.com/2010/11/momento-homens-do-sao-paulo.html"> Momento Homens Do São Paulo!</a></span></div><div align="center" class="separator" style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Blog do Caipira:</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogdocaipira.com/2010/12/bom-ruim-e-terrivel/">Bom, Ruin e Terrivel</a></div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>StripTiras:</b></span></div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.striptiras.com/2010/12/a-evoluo-de-cada-pais/">Evolução de Cada Pais.</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.striptiras.com/2010/12/tevez-o-novo-urologista-do-manchester/" style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Tevez - o novo Urologista do Manchester</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-76589094606079629542010-12-03T23:16:00.000-02:002010-12-03T23:16:59.877-02:00Mulher registra a propriedade do Sol num cartório<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.noticiasbizarras.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/espanhola-diz-ser-dona-do-sol.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="285" src="http://www.noticiasbizarras.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/espanhola-diz-ser-dona-do-sol.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Uma espanhola declarou-se proprietária do Sol depois de ter ido a um cartório para registrar o astro-rei em seu nome, informou nesta sexta-feira o site do jornal regional La Voz de Galicia.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">“Sou proprietária do Sol, estrela de tipo espectral G2, que se encontra no centro do Sistema Solar, situada a uma distância média da Terra de aproximadamente 149.600.000 km”, afirma a ata citada pelo jornal.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">A perplexidade dos funcionários do cartório os levou a consultar a lei antes de fazer a escritura.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">A nova dona do Sol, Angeles Durán, explicou ao jornal que existe um convênio internacional segundo o qual nenhum país pode ser dono dos planetas, mas não vincula isso aos particulares. Ela também explicou que um americano se apropriou de quase todos os planetas e da Lua, mas não do Sol.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">A nova dona solar afirmou ainda ter se apropriado da estrela por usucapião e por “não existir nem haver conhecimento em cinco milhões de anos de nenhum proprietário até a presente data”, segundo o jornal. <span>Mas não existe motivo para pânico: Angeles pretende ficar com apenas 10% do que lhe pertence, e doará o restante de sua ‘propriedade solar’ para o governo espanhol.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">A publicação recorda que agora Angeles Durán terá de fazer uma escritura no registro de propriedade espanhol, só que “esse organismo não tem competência sobre o Sistema Solar”.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-33923430154676442892010-11-27T12:50:00.001-02:002010-11-27T12:55:39.861-02:003 Primeiras Pessoas que andarão sobre as Aguas<div style="text-align: center;">Bem pessoal pra deixar claro não foi o Jordan(aquele cara do panico na TV) nen muito menos a Dani Bolina (<strike>a Gostosa</strike> a Panicat), na verdade foram:</div><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><b>Jesus Cristo</b> <i>(que não é o Inri Cristo)</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><b>Pedro</b> <i>(mais afundou logo depois)</i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">E depois foi<b> José</b></span><br />
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"Mais a Biblia não fala que José andou sobre as aguas!"<br />
<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">Você até este momento</span></i><br />
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Calma pessoal o José que eu estou falando é esse cara da imagem:<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Bem pessoal... ja ta com algum tempo que eu nun venho postando nada no Industrias ACME por causa da falta de tempo, e da falta de ideias para as postagens... se algum de v6 q estão lendo isso tiverem alguma sugestão por favor comenta aie não esqueçam de visitar nossos parceiros</div><br />
<div style="color: orange; text-align: right;">Muito obrigado</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-40859938930747419472010-11-17T22:53:00.001-02:002010-11-18T14:08:16.698-02:00Momento: É uma cilada Bino!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBTjoPvJzT91oJy3KWgH8ddEOa5uKczGU_uujhzduCLvRWxJpkOp3MLlLz-dNlCpOoeuNbgLQQqAxWarM4kO2qnaHvuMPeixQaLZQCDLHF7QCKu3Rhr-IXTvZndQndUo5xfcd79eZZ7RWW/s1600/cerveja1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBTjoPvJzT91oJy3KWgH8ddEOa5uKczGU_uujhzduCLvRWxJpkOp3MLlLz-dNlCpOoeuNbgLQQqAxWarM4kO2qnaHvuMPeixQaLZQCDLHF7QCKu3Rhr-IXTvZndQndUo5xfcd79eZZ7RWW/s1600/cerveja1.jpg" /> </a></div><div style="text-align: center;">E ai pega ou não pega</div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">E agora exclusivamente para os <strike>Nerd's</strike> Leitores do Industrias Acme</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">a 1° Cilada que Bino caio em sua vida</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Não adianta mentir, até o Bill Gates teve que conferir</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2732737260065697662.post-33066536286363365892010-11-13T23:54:00.001-02:002010-11-14T00:06:14.710-02:00Kombat Mortal<div style="text-align: center;"><object height="344" style="background-image: url("http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/STwx9635mE8/hqdefault.jpg");" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/STwx9635mE8?fs=1&hl=pt_BR"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/STwx9635mE8?fs=1&hl=pt_BR" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">luta entre duas pessoas desajuizadas (sendo q o "Luan" citado acima sou eu)</div><div style="text-align: center;">enfin...vale apena assistir, é muito engraçado.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0